The pinnacle of asshattery
My boss has started making corrections to my thesis.
He made fun of my middle name.
He also made corrections to my dedication... to my Dad... who passed away just over 7 years ago.
Please join me in hoping that he gets hit by a bus.
He made fun of my middle name.
He also made corrections to my dedication... to my Dad... who passed away just over 7 years ago.
Please join me in hoping that he gets hit by a bus.
posted by Lil Kate at 2:22 PM
7 Comments:
Total asshat. Surprised? I mean, really, are you surprised?
So sorry, Kate, but you are so close. Focus. Don't kill.
I'll put in a word for that bus.
I had "Dad, I hope you're proud."
Dave's comment was "Explain. Could be taken the wrong way. How about 'Dad, I know you are proud!"
WTF?
Alright, off to do more experiments.
Words fail me.
Instead of death, wish upon him the Seven Not-So-Deadly Misfortunes.
1) Halitosis
2) Flatulence
3) Purulence
4) Curpulence
5) Repugnance
6) Putresence
and lastly,
7) Stupidity
Hey Dressagemom, I think Big D already has most of those Not-So-Deadly Misfortunes, specifically 1, 2, 4, 5 and 7.
seriously, why not wish for death for him. if we all don't wish for death for him and no one else does, he could go on corrupting the universe. first of all he is surely single handedly bring down the reputation of a fantastic 80s icon....the member's only.
i say we grant him his wish and make him the "Only Member" of the National Asshat/Ignoranous League (commonly called NAIL.) we could bombard his inbox with NAIL literature and by that seriously hamper his beenie baby (R) buying time. who is with me ?!?!?!?!
Fuck that and fuck him!
A friend of mine emailed me this great comment that I wanted to share:
"I read your blog today. I am similarly incensed by you boss' complete lack of professionalism, tact, and sympathy. Your dedication is the one part of the thesis not open to correction or comment. If you felt the need to express it in pig Latin or Internet symbols, that is your right. To express an opinion as to how it may be taken is completely unacceptable. Given my recent experience with my dad, I am especially outraged.
Since I have a lot of time on my hands and am seeking a second job, I'd like to offer my "services" in arranging for a special bus stop.
Don't let idiocy distract you from the task at hand. Finish it and be finished with the asshat."
It means a lot to me that you all back me up on this. I feel validated and encouraged to just buckle down and get the hell out of Dodge.
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